#thingsmysistersays

So I've been using this hashtag on twitter with some of the funny lines my sister has come up with. Please note, that my sister really is smarter than these tweets may make her appear. We are both very fluent in Sarcasm (with a capital "S").

"I like walls, okay?!" #thingsmysistersays
— Emily Margaret (@emilymargtweets) February 21, 2014

"What was that?" "My leg was yelling out in pain so my mouth yelled in unison." #thingsmysistersays
— Emily Margaret (@emilymargtweets) December 26, 2013

"You have the attention span of a fainting goat." #thingsmysistersays
— Emily Margaret (@emilymargtweets) November 18, 2013

"Emily, you're slower than Internet Explorer!" #thingsmysistersays
— Emily Margaret (@emilymargtweets) March 30, 2014

Me: "I can't roll my 'R's" My (younger) sister: "I couldn't either when I was your age..." #thingsmysistersays
— Emily Margaret (@emilymargtweets) March 23, 2014

"I feel like my life is one long series of Vine videos." #thingsmysistersays
— Emily Margaret (@emilymargtweets) March 14, 2014